Blarg.

ironic in the most sincere form of the word. i love California and tattoos and cats and dark humor and music and chaos and books and certain people a lot. i'm a hopelessly cynical romantic. i tolerate 95% of people as well as i tolerate lactose. i'm lactose intolerant.

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

May. '13

vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

May. '13

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again

May. '13

pleatedjeans:

via

May. '13

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

I want this on a shirt.

May. '13

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

sexponents:

1997 leonardo can get it

2013 leonardo can get it

(Source: hydrotoxicity)

May. '13

1612th:

breadandfire:

1612th:

hi

DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????

what

May. '13

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS