ironic in the most sincere form of the word. i love California and tattoos and cats and dark humor and music and chaos and books and certain people a lot. i'm a hopelessly cynical romantic. i tolerate 95% of people as well as i tolerate lactose. i'm lactose intolerant.
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again